While Project Runway superstar Stella B. Zotis straddles the line between annoying and adorable, her competitor Suede, crosses this line farther than Stella can throw a steel hammer. Suede, who speaks of himself only in third person, like some kind of hackney amateur wrestler, wins the title of most aggravating project runway cast member. Owning such an epithet amid a sea of queens, wannabes, and sewing semi-psychotics is truly an honor. Not only is he unpleasant to watch, but his clothes air on the side of 1980’s tacky, and not in an ironic American Apparel way. Listen to Suede’s “artist” statement below:
